AHA no more
So here is what I learned in my brief time (6 weeks) as an Apple At Home Advisor. First, what happened to me: I'm 56 years old and it was more than I could handle on many levels. I have never had a job that stressed me out so much. I lost my appetite along with about 20 pounds (not a recommended way to diet), I lost sleep, I lost my sanity as every waking moment was invaded by thoughts of the job, the customers, the metrics, the unbelievably complicated corporate bureaucracy and more. I developed an enhanced gag-reflex that made it hard for me to brush my teeth without choking to death (which I have learned is brought on by extreme stress). So I quit today and they didn't want me to go. Couldn't even give them 2 weeks - I think a psychotic event would have resulted if I stayed.
The job itself seems somewhat simplistic - on the surface. The nightmare is trying to figure out the KBases, the SOPs (pages and pages long) and on top of that selling Applecare to the customers and being empathetic to a fault. And of course you are doing this in real time with a customer breathing down your neck. And the company is breathing down your neck to keep your call time low and the selling of AppleCare high. Plus, the always important Customer Satisfaction metric is hanging over your head like a sword. Having never worked in a call center or had a job at a giant corporation, none of this was a fit for me.
If you have done call center work before and are youngish then you can probably do this. If not, enter into this with careful consideration of what you will be doing. It's not for everybody, me in particular.
Don't get me wrong - this is all on me. Apple has their own way of doing things it's true, but I was the one who cratered here. Just wanted to give all of you newbies a heads up.