Oh, please. Goose. It's GOOSE, people. Gay as a GOOSE.
To all the weirdos who make the weird association between 'homosexuality' and 'sex with goats': you're reading it all wrong. You need stronger spectacles. Or you need your ears syringed. Or … I neither know nor care what you need, but you certainly need no help making things up, so just go ahead and make up whatever potion you need to cure yourselves.
Yeah, you got it. I address not only the unfortunate people who associate homosexuality with bestiality. I'm quite fair, quite inclusive in my approaches to such things. You're welcome. That bit above about 'curing' is for anyone reading who imagines that homosexuality can, or should, be cured.
Since the intention of those unfortunate people is to pigeonhole people like me as 'sick' or 'bestial', I can without hesitation put those people with warped imaginations in one simple bundle and call them 'weirdos'. That is precisely how their thought patterns appear to me: weird. Oh look, look above, you weirdos – a gay bloke used the word '
pigeonhole'.
(Cue some fictional thoughts of a weirdo: "pigeon, hole, he must be into
pidgyfiddling or
paediatrics or something beginning with the letter 'p', yeah now come to think of it the burble definitely used lots of words beginning with that letter.") Continuing the cartoon theme …
… back on topic. The subject line. Geese and stuff.
It's
not "gay with a goat", or any other combination of human with nonhuman. Keep up, will you? The word is:
as
So, for example, "gay as a goat". Or more commonly "
gay as a goose" – go on, you weirdos, follow that link, you'll see a row of animals with a genuine requirement for medical attention. I should add, in case you still need help distinguishing between cartoons and reality: that's a cartoon. Continuing a cartoon view of humanity …
… If we cold tolerate homosexual, are we gonna tolerate sex between human and animal? …
For intolerance alone, I might people on my ignore list without letting them know.
MisakixMikasa: since your intolerance of human nature can not be decoupled, by you, from some truly weird stuff, I respectfully suggest that you pick up a red plastic telephone on wheels (ages 3 and up) and call Popeye, get him to come and sort me out. Incidentally I have never liked the taste of spinach, I never understood why Popeye was so keen to gobble down a load.
Pretty soon it will be a marriage will be:
1 man, 1 woman, 2 goats
or
2 men, 1 woman
or
2 women and one man
or
maybe we can let parents marry children, or sisters and brothers marry.
When does it end?
For me, it ends with 'Macboy Pro' and 'MisakixMikasa' listed as ignored, swiftly followed by a skip to the kitchen in a white feathered hat.
Aw, hush little baby, don't you cry. If I could ignore the ridiculous prejudice, or if you could think twice before writing things that are so easily ridiculed, it's entirely possible that
I yi yi yi yi could like you very much.
…
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_animals_displaying_homosexual_behavior
This is just a short list of animals which have been observed to exhibit homosexual behavior. It may not include deer specifically, but it does include carabou, goats, and giraffes, along with examples from virtually every classification of animal, including invertebrates. …
+1 for the sanity of tbrinkma.
Incidentally, I'm neither gay as a goose nor gay as a goat. To coin a local phrase from the early 1970s, I'm a bit of a bender. Politically incorrect? Maybe, but (as a bit of a bender) it makes me laugh.