Well, what do you know, just like that, my UPS went from "Departed Anchorage 11/28" to "Exception: verifying the package location" (after I gave them a call yesterday), to now reflecting: "Import Scan Louisville", "estimated delivery 12/4", so tomorrow..
yeah, that is if it actually leaves Louisville today....
also, clearly this means it was in Louisville for like 5 days before getting noticed and then getting the import scan, so either it means they just simply misplaced the package and I had to call in order for them to find it in KY, or it's so immensely backed up in Louisville for sorting and customs clearance that you can expect like I did 5 days from time it left AK to even get an import scan in KY. Here's to hoping it actually leaves today and is in a truck tomorrow in my city.