I’m so worried about my phone! Apple has never delivered a phone to ME before. They’re bound to screw it up! How can anyone trust them??
I’ve been tracking my phone since it first showed up on the reference number tracking at UPS. It stayed in China for so LONG!! Is that normal??? So I got worried after about three hours and tried to call the UPS distribution center in Hong Kong... but I don’t speak Chinese! Apple is screwing us!! How am I supposed to talk to someone about my late phone when the whole country speaks another language???
So now it’s in Alaska. I looked up the weather there and it’s really REALLY cold!! Is my phone okay?? If it stays there more than a few hours should I call?? Someone needs to make sure my phone is warm. If it gets too cold and breaks before it gets here, does AppleCare cover that?? Come ON Apple!! How can you not cover that!?
Holy cow! It’s less than 24 hours until it’s supposed to be here. Has UPS ever delivered something from Alaska to my house in 24 hours?? I’m getting really worried, guys.
My question is this: does anyone have a database of UPS truck license plate numbers? I need to find out what vehicle it’s on so that I can track it once it’s out for delivery. They better not be delivering anything else! I know where the trucks are parked, so I can throw an RFID tag on it if I can figure out which one is scheduled to deliver my phone.
HELP!!!!!
/sarcasm