Ok, can I run my Linux virtual machine on it...? No
Can I run a Windows virtual machine on it...? No
Can I write code on it...? No
Can I install ruby on it...? No
Can I access the terminal...? No
Can I connect my Thunderbolt equipped audio interface to it...? No
Can I install my audio plugins or run my software instruments on it...? No
Can I run Logic Pro X on it...? No
Can I plug a Blu-ray drive into it...? No
Can I install handbrake on it...? No
Can I rip my films to iTunes format on it...? No
Can I plug my external hard-drive into it...? No
Can I plug my microSD card into it and edit my video in Final Cut Pro X...? No
Can I charge my USB device plugged into one of the ports...? No
Can I drive multiple displays with it...? No
Can I run Steam on it, to play my games...? No
Can I plug my game controller into it...? No
So, it's not a computer then is it Apple?