There will be no updates this year. You have to wait.
Wait until next year. Wait. Keep waiting - just hoping it'll happen now, is not going to make it happen. You can't make it happen. You can however wait. So wait. Just wait. Eventually, if you wait, the update will happen, until one day it won't because they'll discontinue a given model category. At that point, it doesn't make sense to keep waiting. But for now, it makes sense to wait. Waiting is the best strategy for now, because you can't will anything into existence, you can only wait, and wait patiently. So wait, but don't cross your fingers, cause it'll cut off your blood supply and your fingers will fall off before Apple updates their line up. Wait passively, not actively. Wait in a relaxed, non-committal way. Don't wait with your hand out, you'll get tired. Don't wait bent over clutching your ankles - it's not dignified. Don't pretend not to care - don't wait with a smile on your face... that won't work, cause your smile will freeze into your face by the time Apple gets around to updating and you'll look like the Joker. Wait with an impassive face, like Jabba the Hut. Wear an inscrutable face, so you don't reveal how much you suffer, cause it only makes the update go slower. A watched pot never boils. Don't watch, just wait. Wait philosophically, like Buddha. All good things happen to people who wait. Just wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, cause WAITING is the natural position and predicament of the Apple fan. WAITING is the Apple Experience (TM). Nike is Just Do It. Apple is:
JUST WAIT