Seeing Portia running havoc at these guys plus my lost mug in the pub makes me incredibly bloodthirsty.
I'm also tired of healing Pluto so I'll kiss my handaxes goodbye and throw 'em at Ruffian #3.
You take aim, and let the handaxe loose --
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The ruffian has an AC of +14, and you have +4 with the handaxe, so:
Veit: 9 + 4 = 13
Close, but no cigar.
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The ruffian twitched as the handaxe flew past his head and lands on the ground with its handle sticking up at a 45 degree angle.
The ruffian shouts obscenities at you as his friend rushes you.
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You have an AC of, 18 so:
Ruffian 2: 6
Ruffian 2: 1
The blade goes wild, and deals 1 damage to ruffian 5.
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He hits you with a overhead swing of his sword, but the blade bounced off your armor harmlessly. Enraged, the ruffian goes for another swing, but the blade slips out of his hands, flying wildly to his side, hitting one of the ruffians attacking Claus, leaving a nick on his arm.
Batholomeo closes in to the ruffian who was just hit by the flying blade, taking advantage of the ruffian's state of rage and confusion, and to take him off from ganging up on Claus. Swinging his greataxe, he takes a swing:
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The ruffian has an AC of 14, so:
Bartholomeo: 17
Yep, so
Batholomeo: 3
He deals 6 points of damage to ruffian 5.
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And buries the blade in the ruffian's right arm. The ruffian screams in pain as he twists away. Fueled by pure adrenaline, he moves in for a counterattack --
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Bartholomeo has an AC of 17, so:
Ruffian 5: 20
Ruffian 5: 4
Ouch.
Ruffian 5: 1
The ruffian only deals 3 points of damage to Bartholomeo, but knocks him out for a round.
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-- but the aim was both poor and excellent; the blade only nicked the top of Bartholomeo's head, but one of the guards hit his temple squarely as the blade swings by, sending him reeling backwards.
@Scepticalscribe you're on!