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Accidentally picked up gum yesterday with baking soda/bicarb in it for a freshening agent. I was wondering why the six or so cups of coffee and tea tasted funny to me yesterday evening. I think I'll be using these gums long after my meals and drinks. Shows how little I pay attention to labels these days.

Anyway, drinking an iced gin tea at the moment. With a triple espresso, organic cream and a bit of water over several ice cubes on the side.
 
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Accidentally picked up gum yesterday with baking soda/bicarb in it for a freshening agent. I was wondering why the six or so cups of coffee and tea tasted funny to me yesterday evening. I think I'll be using these gums long after my meals and drinks. Shows how little I pay attention to labels these days.

Anyway, drinking an iced gin tea at the moment. With a triple espresso, organic cream and a bit of water over several ice cubes on the side.

I wear glasses, and, a few years ago, at a formal meal in an ancient castle, hosted by the Earl who owned the castle and fortified tower - think of the setting as something resembling a sort of intellectual Downton Abbey - your humble scribe mistook the salt for the sugar. Both were in fetching solid silver bowls - and, as I take organic, unrefined brown sugar at home - my bespectacled and sadly imperfect eyes were unable to distinguish between the contents of these two bowls where something very fine and white nestled within. Unfortunately, having spooned salt into my coffee, - and discreetly shoved the cup aside, I was quite mortified to have the Earl himself pick up - snatch up - that very cup some few minutes later, as he was offering a learned disquisition on something quite splendidly ancient, an elegant objet d'art that adorned the walls.
 
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I wear glasses, and, a few years ago, at a formal meal in an ancient castle, hosted by the Earl who owned the castle and fortified tower - think of the setting as something resembling a sort of intellectual Downton Abbey - your humble scribe mistook the salt for the sugar. Both were in fetching solid silver bowls - and, as I take organic, unrefined brown sugar at home - my bespectacled and sadly imperfect eyes were unable to distinguish between the contents of these two bowls where something very fine and white nestled within. Unfortunately, having spooned salt into my coffee, - and discreetly shoved the cup aside, I was quite mortified to have the Earl himself pick up - snatch up - that very cup some few minutes later, as he was offering a learned disquisition on something quite splendidly ancient and elegant objet d'art that adorned the walls.
You can't honestly say all this and not tell us what occurred right after and the ensuing days.
 
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You can't honestly say all this and not tell us what occurred right after and the ensuing days.

As you know, once upon a distant time, I graced the groves of academe.

And I learned, that the best story tellers (to teachers) leave their audience - or readers - asking for more.

That tale is for later.

And, as for now, I can report the contented consumption of two mugs of splendid Kenyan double espresso with hot milk (and brown sugar).
 
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As you know, once upon a distant time, I graced the groves of academe.

And I learned, that the best story tellers (to teachers) leave their audience - or readers - asking for more.

That tale is for later.

And, as for now, I can report the contented consumption of two mugs of splendid Kenyan double espresso with hot milk (and brown sugar).
Do note I'll be holding you to that promise.

I think we've all had blunders, regardless of visual acuity and a myriad of other reasons. I've had several similar mishaps in the privacy of my own home and almost committing it when we're guests at someone else's. As you know, organic milk or otherwise taken straight from a cow is more viscous than store bought/farmer's market due to the chemical composition before it breaks down. Let's just say my first few experiences with it and kefir were one in the same. Leading to disgusting tea and coffee. Thankfully, the stuff works with muesli.


The misfortune in my gum choosing did turn out to be something wonderful. I did some reading into it, and the bicarb acts as a mild "whitener," but neutralizes acids in the mouth and those caused by bacteria eating sugars. I'm simply not a fan of the flavor. I've always preferred strong mint or similar flavors. Ideally, there's a very old American brand of chewing gum and mints that I know is sold on your side of the pond as I've bought it there before. It's called Chowards, and it's made using lavender and other herbal ingredients. Unfortunately, they don't offer a sugar free version and that's something I'd like to use these days over placing sugar in my mouth outside of a sweet or dessert.
 
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