Have you ever seen Little Britain? Watch a couple of these sketches and read the script below...
Kind of reminds me of an Andy and Lou sketch
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Andy & Lou go shopping.....
Scene setting narrator : Andy and Lou are outside a cellular phone shop in little plumpton. Lou is taking Andy to buy a mobile phone for his birthday.
Lou - well Andy here we are, now lets find the Samsung phones.
Lou pushes Andy to the direction of the S4
Lou - ok here we are, that's the phone you wanted wasn't it. (Pointing to the s4) it's very expensive, are you sure you want to spend all your birthday money on this?
Andy - yeh
Lou - now which colour do you want
Andy - I want this One ... (He points to the HTC one)
Lou - that one? But that's a HTC
Andy - yeh
Lou - but you've always said you hated the way HTC have positioned the power button and have opted for a non standard button configuration. That poor battery life in previous devices have put you off from buying a HTC device
Andy - yeh (nods in agreement)
Lou continues .. - that Sense is over bloated and you do not like the fact that Blinkfeed can not be disabled and see little use in it. You always said you liked this one (points to the Samsung S4) a phone that you once described as without compromise.......
Andy - yeh
Lou - so shall I just get you this then ? (holding the S4)
Andy - I want 'this One' .. (Points forcefully at the HTC one)
Lou - but returning it is going be a real kerfuffle if you don't like it. Tell you what why don't I just get the S4.
Andy - I WANT THIS ONE...
Lou - Ok we'll take the one (addressing the sales counter staff)...
They bag up the device hand it to Lou who gives it to Andy whilst pushing him out of the shop. A few short paces out of the shop Andy looks at the bag just handed to him
Andy - I don't want the One, I want the S4 (dropping the bag to the ground)...........
Haha you forgot the part where he gets out of his wheelchair, does a few back flips, then get backs in!