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Do they read between the lines ???

Y'all may have come across this lot before, but I recently had it sent by a gay friend of mine. Come to think of it, I don't think he knows I'm gay too. It's a more client relationship. Anyway if they're new to you, enjoy.
Kevin,
aka Grey Beard

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and
famous:
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exchange advice and views:
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Need a therapist? Try:
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Finally we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South
Wales:
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"The Thread" star grading

Hey y'all,
When you're reading 'our' thread, take the time to give it a star grading, while it had hit 5 Star, it's slipped back to just a 4 Star. Help out to raise the average.
Cheers,
Kevin,
aka Grey Beard
 
MontyZ said:
Roller Derby? Are those back? Is it a Gay Roller Derby? I remember seeing them on TV in the late 70s -- when I was a kid, of course. :p

Nope- not gay. It's bad bitchen babes beating the crap out of each other. It's way fun, and yes it's back. 'Dis didn't show either. I'm going to punish him. :) BTW- got a funny comment from one of the bartenders tonight. I ordered a Bud Light and he was like- "What? You're a big guy, you need more than that!" I answered thanks, but no. I mean after all, less calories is how I keep my figure. :)
 
scem0 said:
I don't hear the lisp. Carson from Queer Eye has the lisp :p. But, yeah, I think he's family :)._Emerson

You obviously didn't see the Leno interview then. My roommate and I were astounded. We were wondering when Jay would get out the fire extiguisher. :)
 
hah

leekohler said:
You obviously didn't see the Leno interview then. My roommate and I were astounded. We were wondering when Jay would get out the fire extiguisher.

I sure didn't, but I did come across some interesting pictures yesterday when I made my collage:
leno03.jpg


Now I really want to see the interview.


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I went to Avalon tonight and it was a huge disappointment. The music was horrible. The music is always great at Avalon, I don't know what was up tonight. Anyways, the guys were waaay too cutsy tonight. I know I have no right to put down guys for looking cutsy, given what I was wearing:

crush4yb.jpg


I suppose I fit in the 'cutsy' category, but it's far from what I'm into.

So, there is one guy I find attractive in the whole club :rolleyes:, and we make eye contact a few times but he doesn't approach me. I hate approaching guys on the dance floor because I hate being approached by guys when I'm not attracted to them. I don't want to be the guy that does that. So, I danced alone while trying to give this guy the impression that I wanted to dance with him. Meanwhile, a cutsy guy starts dancing with me. It's nice when guys dance near you (come 75%), make it obvious they want to dance with you, and then let you come the last 25% to start dancing. This guy didn't do this, he came right up behind me, and he was squeezing my ass within 30 seconds.

So, I was dancing near the guy I found attractive, but dancing with a guy I found unattractive. I got a bit fed up, and I just grabbed the sexy guy by the shirt and pulled him into me. So, I'm in the middle of sexy guy and cutsy guy, and I'm starting to enjoy myself a bit more.

I start feeling sexy guys chest (he had been shirtless earlier in the night, he had a very nice chest, but he had his shirt on at the moment). I was kind of tired of being shy, so I just felt all over :eek:. I think he noticed that I found his chest to be attractive so he took his shirt back off. Yummy :D. He had the kind of body that I love so much. He was the epitome of my type of guy.

Tall, probably 6 foot 2 or 3. Extremely short hair. Older :). Chin scruff. A tiny bit of hair on his chest. A total beast.

I couldn't keep my hands off of him... I didn't really hold back, I played with his nipples, I rubbed his pecks, I dug my hands into his muscular shoulders. We both seemed to like it.

But, somehow, I ended up behind the cutsy guy, who then became the middle man. I wasn't really paying any attention to Mr. Cutsy at all prior to this, so I was a bit saddened. Mr. Sexy put Cutsy back in his place though, and I ended up in the middle. I was so flattered, he took cutsy by the shoulders and moved him behind me :eek:.

A song or two later he leaned towards me and simply said goodbye and walked off. I did the same to Mr. Cutsy as soon as Mr. Sexy was out the door. I left the club shortly after - the one hot guy had left.

Let me clear up something about my clubbing infatuation - because I know I sound incredibly shallow from my stories. I go clubbing so much, and I'm so selective about the guys I dance with because I don't have sex with random people, and I haven't been getting to know any guys that might be potential boyfriends. Basically, I'm not having sex. Let me make this connection a bit clearer ;). I feel a bit starved of male touch sometimes... okay, all the time, and I go to clubs to satisfy that. I can feel some of the closeness of sex without actually having it. I don't go to clubs to meet guys. So what I'm saying is, I go to clubs for purely physical reasons. If I was going to meet nice people, I'd probably be less selective about the guys I dance with and go for the nice looking guys, which there are plenty of at Avalon. I suppose you could say that I'm shallow on the dance floor. Elsewhere, not so much :).

I didn't get to dance with Mr. Sexy very long, though. Just a couple songs. Luckily, I did get to feel his chest extensively, so I think I satisfied about 60% of my touch quota. I'll have to work overtime at Splash next Thursday ;).

_Emerson
 
Hamlet Act 3

scem0 said:
Let me clear up something about my clubbing infatuation - because I know I sound incredibly shallow from my stories. I go clubbing so much, and I'm so selective about the guys I dance with because I don't have sex with random people, and I haven't been getting to know any guys that might be potential boyfriends. _Emerson
Emerson

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

Kevin
Who thinks you're getting in a knot over nothing
 
I'm not really in a knot over anything.

My emotions are pretty clear and my actions reflect those actions clearly as well. I'm definitely starved for male touch, and I satisfy my urges by dancing. My disappointment isn't serious, I'm more disappointed that I have classes in less than 5 hours and I haven't finished the homework for said classes :eek:. I can satisfy my touch quota later. :)

_Emerson
 
Wow, I disappear for the weekend, (still no internet at home, 15 bloody working days to transfer my broadband! :mad: bah ... anyway,) and you guys go over the 2000 mark. Well done lads.

Emerson, sounds like you're really enjoying your uni days :) Just make sure you go to (most) of your classes. I spent a great deal of my uni days on the beach :D playing rugby, hanging out and tanning and having sun-downers. (Winters in coffee shops with bottomless cups chilling with mates)

The only lectures i actually went to were maths, finance and the stats lectures where they handed out the course notes :) The other courses i just read the prescribed reading :)

(btw i went to uni in South Africa, not the UK, where i suspect i'd not have been able to do the whole beach thing)

Ahh... i miss my uni days :)
 
'Miss class 3 times and you fail' is the policy at my university, so I won't be missing classes.

Plus, my parents are paying too much for me to skip class. It wouldn't be fair, and I don't want to do it anyways (most of the time :)).

I'm enjoying college though, I'm definitely in an exciting period of my life. Education is taking priority to other things, though.

_Emerson
 
scem0 said:
'Miss class 3 times and you fail' is the policy at my university, so I won't be missing classes.

Plus, my parents are paying too much for me to skip class. It wouldn't be fair, and I don't want to do it anyways (most of the time :)).

I'm enjoying college though, I'm definitely in an exciting period of my life. Education is taking priority to other things, though.

_Emerson

Good lad, you have your head screwed on right!

At my uni the policy was just you pass the final exam and class tests, you pass the course. No babysitting. If you want to come to lectures, cool, if not nobody was going to make you. (but you had to keep up by working on your own through the work, else you'd never make it come finals).

And you couldn't sit the final unless you got at least an average of 40% for all your course work and class tests.

What degree are you doing Em?
 
Indeed - I wen't to Melbourne for the week, and it's taken me about 3hrs and almost all my laptop battery to read through all the posts. So.. a quick response to everything :

Body parts - apart from the obvious (hehe) i love a nice bubble butt... like this one i saw on a video clip recently.. (btw - nice em :) ) after that... face for sure - lips and eyes are important.. bright eyes and big pouty lips hehe

fetish - see above really.. but i have a thing for younger looking boys - my current bf is 23 but looks about 16 hehe :)
 
Zaid said:
What degree are you doing Em?
Design and Technology at the moment, but due to personal changes I'm changing to Design and Management.

6 months ago D&T would have been perfect for me, I was a nerd to the core. But since moving to New York, I barely even know who I am anymore. I have changed soooo much. I've come out of my shell, and the computer no longer interests me so much. Frankly, the thought of spending my life behind a computer screen terrifies me.

But, career-wise, I am totally unsure of what I want to do. So, I'm thinking design and management, which is very business oriented would help me more in any given career. I'd love to be a small business owner. Maybe I'll start a club :), who knows?

I'm even considering transferring from Parsons to NYU. I loooove my school to death though, it has to be the most liberal college in all of the US :). But I'm not an artist, I think NYU might teach business better. I'm going to talk to my adviser, hopefully audit a Design and Management class, and get a feel for what that program is like. The only thing I'm sure about at the moment is that I don't want to be in the program that I'm in :p.

_Emerson
 
DodgyThong said:
Body parts - apart from the obvious (hehe) i love a nice bubble butt... like this one i saw on a video clip recently.. (btw - nice em :) ) after that... face for sure - lips and eyes are important.. bright eyes and big pouty lips hehe

Haha, I most definitely have a bubble butt. I like to call it a ghetto booty, though :).

That video makes it look reaaaaaally bubbly though, I have to stick it out to keep my balance :p. It's not actually that... rotund :eek: :p.

_Emerson
 
My criteria can be thrown out the window with the right guy :). I think physical attraction is important in a relationship. If it wasn't, then why are we all only attracted to men? If a woman came along with the heart and mind of a man, I think all of us would hesitate to date her. But, physical attraction is made up of much more than two dimensional looks. It is comprised of things like gestures, mannerisms, and posture. JP Pitoc from the movie Trick doesn't really fit my criteria either. He's sexy is a more conventional way when you see a picture of him. Muscular, lean, etc. However, his mannerisms, posture, and various other things made him so attractive. The way his ears stuck out, the way he slouched, and the way he tilted his head forward and looked up with his eyes really spoke to me.

Also, I'm attracted to the men I'm attracted to because their bodies speak to me on a representitive level. A big body represents security to me. Broad shoulders, the same. I find comfort in a large guy's embrace.

So, physical attraction is never as simple as two dimensional looks. And, although I think it is important, other things are much more important. A strong mental and spiritual bond is what makes a relationship work... or so I hear. You're talking to the most inexperienced person in the world. :p

_Emerson
 
hmm it can be... different for everyone tho.. i suppose.

I am a pretty shallow when it comes to looks - they gotta be hot... and yeah a mental bond is really important.. there's nothing more boring than a boyfriend who is not mentally stimulating... but the most important thing for me is the sex - if the sex is bad the relationship is dead. and i know that you can like learn how to shag - but there's gotta be some spark there to start with you know... :)
 
I totally understand. The chances of me dating an extremely skinny, small guy are remote, just because I'm not likely to approach one. No spark to start the fire :).

_Emerson
 
Arrrh IE has crashed twice while trying to put up my post. This is why i hate microsoft. I'm typing this in notepad now! (To paraphrase a B5 quote: If all the people that lost work through a windows program crashing stood in one place and hated together, that hate could fly through the sky and reduce Redmond to smouldering pille of ashes!)

Anyway back to my (now very delayed) reply

Em, Sounds like you have some big descisions ahead of you. The management option sounds good if you plan to start your own business. And if you're changing programmes, you should definately check around to see who is offering the best programme in town. Of course also make sure you'd be happy at that uni.

I stayed a geek pretty much throughout my uni life as i had a ton of comp sci mates. Doing a maths and stats probably didn't do too much harm to my geeky nature either :)

As for bubble buts, i'm a fan as well. Mine's not too shabby, even if i do say so myself (which i do :p ) Big thick and hard legs as well. The legacy of all the years spent playing rugby when i was growing up i guess :D I do need to join a gym though. Four years of sitting behind a desk are beginning to show, and i'd best sort it out before i develop a beer gut :) I guess it's coz i don't get out dancing as much as i'd like. (the whole having to get up for work in the morning thing kind of puts a dent in the dancing schedule :) enjoy it while it lasts mate) Chest, shoulders and arms are still pretty decent thought.

Agreed on your attitude to guys. Sure the attraction has to be there, but these days i find myself looking more for boyfriend material than a random shag (though of course if one turns up ... :D ) Important things to me are sense of humour and being fun to talk to. Even the type i find attractive has changed a bit. No only the longer the perfect hottie. In fact now i kind of fancy the boy next door look more. (does this mean i'm growing up ?? :eek: )

Also a fan of the big shoulders. There is nothing in this world quite as nice as falling asleep whilst being held by a nice set of arms attatched to big broad shoulders. hmmmmm I too like the tallish broadshoulderd type. :D


Dodgy. I completely agree, good sex is crucial. If it's not there you might as well just be mates.
Reminds me of something the grandfather of my first real (long term) bf said to us. (I kid you not, the grandfather was apparantly a bit of a ladies man in his day) He said there are three tests of a good relationship.

1. How's the sex. If this is not good then there is no point in being in the relationship. you should just be friends.
2. How's the friendship. Eventually the passion will calm down a bit. when that happens a relationship needs to be based in friendship
3. How's the silence. If are happy just being around the other person, without feeling the need to speak to fill the silence, then you have a good relationship on your hands.

Wise words i think
 
To the body vs. mind discussion ...

My ex was physically all I could ask for. He was smallish, had some muscle, I loved his face, straight acting, nice hands and pale. He always tried to get a tan, but lucky for me, his skin is the kind that doesn't tan much at all.

We became friends, but I wanted more and gradually we did become more. This happened over a period of almost two years, and by that time I knew him quite well, and I also liked his mind. We were quite different i many respects, but I thought that wouldn't matter. Finally we moved in together, and although it was a very nice time, I realized more and more that our mental differences could become a problem. After just half a year I felt kind of trapped in his world. It's hard to explain, but I had to break it up, because I knew it wasn't going to work even though we still had a good time together most of the time.

Now I know the importance of mind and personality when it comes to a long term relationship. I still have physical preferences and I agree that it is important to feel a physical attraction, but I know that's not the most impotant critertia for a life partner.
 
I like medium-build, blonde, semi-tan younger (22-28) men.

Mostly smooth is a pre-requisite. Not into the fur scene (no offense, anyone).

That said, my siginifcant other is quite the opposite, but we've been together almost 6 years and have a pretty great relationship. ;)
 
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