Thanks, I'm pretty sure I fall under "all the above" haha. But I just showed it to my wife and she gives it a 10 out of 10. So it's for sure I'm keeping it. Mostly, I just enjoy the watch. I'm pretty tough on mine because we're active and we're dog lovers. My Doodle (Sam) sometimes gets his teeth on them when he's playful. I just carry AppleCare+ and roll with it. Life's too good not to . Just a little extra conservative with the brand new Hermes at the moment.
If it really bothers you, you could always get black third-party lugs from Amazon etc. Or you can even get originals from our friend Chargie on ebay: Link