I’m not sure at all why anyone is so surprised. M1 Max is roughly an equivalent of i7 (and Ultra of i9/Xeon), all that in lunchbox sized enclosure. Do you guys not understand that this amount of computing power needs active cooling? Same like it was with Mac Pro 2013, the fans are always on to avoid ramping up and down all the time with heavy/light workloads.
The closest equivalent in PC world is Corsair One series, which is water cooled and still more noisy than the Studio.
In other words, buy Mac mini for web browsing and office work, it will be silent.
The Studio is a workstation for heavy workloads and it is whisper-quiet as Apple promised, they didn’t say “SILENT” - no one misled you, there is no “noisegate” - you either don’t understand how computers work or your noise expectations were pulled out of… thin air, let’s say