Well, it said "2008 iMac Core G5" in the ad.
Ah, so a n00b then. Lol, okay.
My humble dorm room setup (or not... )
<snip long list o' Macs>
I'm guessing you haven't got a roomie....
Though your description of your dorm sounds a bit like my bedroom and closet tbh. My PC friends look at me a bit funny when I tell them I have a 34-year-old Apple that still runs perfectly (Apple ][). I also have a ton of iMac G5s, but that's because I buy them, fix them, and resell them for money (better than working at McDonalds ), and of course I have all of the stuff in my signature