</still pissed that you don't understand my trading.... >
Dont worry too much about it
Why do you think the Mac Pro has all of it's sockets at the back except for USB/FW/audio?
Mac Pro (and even iMac) is different. Its a desktop computer that sits in one place the whole time, meaning you dont have to constantly connect/disconnect stuff. With laptops its different because when you take them from place to place you connect/disconnect much more often so it makes sense to make the ports more accessible - thus putting them on the sides.
Normal people don't use their laptops as desktops 24/7, you know