This is absolutely hilarious.
But it’s so true! Little did everyone know, back in the days when most console games were around 5-10 kilobytes in size, that those companies would put in multiple megs of ownership checking code that could be updated remotely using technologies that would not yet exist for a dozen years or so. It was just so cumbersome carrying around a 20 pound drive with each cartridge, and those huge antennae could poke your eye out!
Just because YOU pirate pc games (and obviously with a comment about key generators, you do), doesn’t mean that those of us that do things legally have to tuck our tails when you understand things so erroneously.