But the GL is an SUV on the exterior. I wouldn't call swimming a sport to be frank. I don't call most sports sports because they're not really a sport. I don't consider racing a sport, yet others do. Must be an East Coast Jewish thing, as all the Jewish people I know end up driving German cars. Two and a Half Men had a line in it during its earlier years. Something a writer's grandmother said once many moons ago about Mercedes being Hitler's Nazi phallic symbol. Evelyn Harper, the character who played Charlie and Allen's mother said that, IIRC. I can see why some may be aprehensive about it if their family suffered in the factories. A lot of companies were involved with the Third Reich, but do these people actively protest using the products and or services of these companies, or is it just the car brands?
Volvo Wagon, you say? All you need is a golden retriever (Goldberg => Golden Retriever), a dog cage barrier and two or three Goldberglings. TBH, The Sienna Limited Premium with the V6 gets 19/27, which is rather good for a behemoth nearing on 2.5 tons.
Edit: Well, the GLE coupe looks rather nice... Still too small in terms of available space. The Nissan Murano and the Infiniti FX series, were the first crossovers I recall hitting the market in the early 2000s. Unless something came before either one. Off to bed to have a nightmare or two of Maserati's trying to run me down but suffering from catastrophic engine failure at the last second.
Yes, competitive swimming is not a physical activity done in competition? Neither will soccer I presume. Or lacrosse? I was an avid skier much of my life but that's more of a pastime. I notice you're very particular about your own categorization of things.
I was (mostly) kidding about companies like VW and Ford and Hugo Boss. There are some annoying people who insist on following such practices out of resentment decades later.