Clearly you've never driven a PT Cruiser on your own accord or being given one as a rental. They're fantastic machines. Handle like a go-kart, have a smooth engine response and a nice minor growl at the tail end. So what if some of them have caught on fire. A little engine bay fire never hurt anyone, except Ferrari and Porsche owners. It's abundantly clear that the PT Cruiser is a future exotic car. It's usually exotics that catch on fire in modern times. Don't forget you can retrofit the cars so they look like cars from the 30s and 40s. You're missing out on a lot of coolness.Everything written here is the opposite of reality. Sarcasm?
They also make fantastic medic vans driving after new Mustang owners who don't know how to drive and plow their car into crowds. It's a huge win in my book. The PT Cruiser is the starlet of the car world.