Thanks for the dinner time reading!I picked up a dash cam a year or two ago, mainly for use in my work vehicle, to record some of the truly weird stuff I’ve seen driving around the rural South.
A particularly memorable event - the one that motivated me to actually order a dash cam - was the time I came upon a venue of Turkey Vultures enjoying a roadside repast. Upon my approach, they took flight. One of them, apparently feeling a bit too heavy for proper takeoff, vomited copiously starting at about six feet AGL, not all that far in front of my vehicle.
At first I had no idea what was happening. I first thought “poop” as the stuff was dark - except that it was coming out of the front end of the bird. Momentarily confused, my next impression was of one of those water sculptures, where a pulsed, cylindrical jet of water comes out of the ground, heading skyward, and curves gently back to earth. Except this was going forward and curving downward. But the effect was eerily similar. It was, I then realized, ejecting the contents of its upper digestive tract to more effectively gain altitude and thereby get away from my approaching vehicle.
The very next thought was that I most certainly did not want any of that on my vehicle. Seriously. So I immediately slowed, and the now-lightened bird left the scene.
Once past what I imagined to be the steaming mess, I actually pulled over for a few minutes to compose myself.
Video would have been so much better. Haven’t seen anything like it since.
But now I’m ready.
My camera's have just arrived. The guy is here Tuesday to fit it. Just wish the front one was the size of the back one.