So close on pulling the trigger on the 2016 rMBP 15 (512gb SSD 460GPU), but it's $3700 in Sweden, I want to so bad, but I've never paid that much money on a laptop.
Decisions decisions!
I think I’ve monopolized this thread long enough and wasn't planning onposting more. But, as I got into a silly argument with a silly person who misstated the intent of my comments, I thought I'd throw my opinion your way one last time.
My last three machines have been the 17" MBP (don't remember what year, but not unibody), a 2008 13" MBP, and three weeks ago I bought a new 15" MBP. The 13" was a machine I bragged about for years. I put an SSD in it when I first bought it, and it ran great until I had to update the OS to run TurboTax last year. At that point Kernel task and windowserver took over the machine, it became super laggy and non-responsive, the fans came on all the time, and the machine became totally unusable because of the update.
I am supplied with PCs at work and currently have the latest Dell desktop running a core i7 chip with Windows 10, and it's no different than any other Windows machine I've had over the years, and that my employer installs McAffee on it makes it miserable to work with. I considered the XPS and Surface, but read about lots of hardware, screen, and hard drive issues on these machines. So, given I prefer the Mac OS and that the PC laptops didn't sound particularly robust, I chose to go with the new MBP.
Given the reviews I read, I was most concerned with dongles of all things. But,rather than spend $10-60 each buying new adapters from Apple or Amazon, you can by USBC to USB3.0 and USBC to USB2.0 and just about any cable to USBC you want on Amazon for $3 to $6. So, when spending $3k on a new laptop, replacing all my cables for about $20 with no adapters really wasn't an issue. In addition, I find the biggest improvement on this machine vs. the 2008 MBP to be the form factor, or size and weight. So buying $20 worth of cables to lose all that size and weight seems like a real no-brainer, and I'm not sure what everyone was complaining about.
My new machine scrolls WORD docs pretty well and doesn't bring on the fans surfing the web or watching videos. It does seem like I often have to click more than once on an icon or screen button to get a response and that the first click is often ignored. Similarly, non-Apple software, like PowerPoint and Adobe Pro, are still as miserable and clunky on this machine as my 2008. Adobe Pro works so poorly and is so laggy I can't use it to read docs at all and instead use Preview, which works smoothly and flawlessly. There's a scientific replacement for Photoshop called ImageJ that's available for free online. I use it a lot and, while it worked fine on my old machine, I can no longer copy an image I adjusted with ImageJ and paste it directly into PowerPoint, and instead have to now save it, open it with preview, copy it again, and then paste it into PowerPoint. To summarize, the new machine is smooth and ok with rudimentary Apple software, and as bad or worse than the 2008 MBP running Office products, Adobe products, Microsoft products, and pretty much anything but simple free Apple apps.
I think the touchbar as it stands is a gimmick and is more cumbersome, expensive and slower than simply hitting the brightness or volume key a couple of times. It's also easy to accidentally swipe the escape key on the touchpad and delete whatever you happen to be working on at the time. I find no advantage to the large trackpad, but haven't had any unintentional clicks with it. It just seems not to function on the first click, but I think that may be software related.
My main reason for buying the new laptop was to have a very stable machine I could trust, that I could do a lot of important work on while knowing it wouldn't crash and delete my work, and which had a faster and newer processor, both so it could run the Apple OS efficiently as well as demanding scientific analysis software and deal with the large databases I work with efficiently.
The biggest issue I have had so far is that, when I try copying my hundreds of microscopy images which are the same size and which have nearly identical names and contents, Finder crashes and I have to do a hard reset. In 9 years the 2008 never crashed, while the new machine crashed five times in the first two weeks, requiring a hard reset each time.
When my NEW machine appeared laggy like the old one, I started looking at Activity Monitor and, just as with the 2008, I found Windowserver and Kerneltask using up anywhere from 5-20% of resources as the machine idles. I think this is unacceptable and all the clocks ticks being used by Kerneltask and windowserver are blocking my first click on the trackpad, making scrolling in PowerPoint and Adobe glitchy, etc. Basically, it appears to me the brand new processor is just barely powerful enough to run the bloated and crappy Mac OS in addition to a simple Mac app or maybe a web browser. Ask the CPU to run high end software or start moving large numbers of large files around, and it can't handle the OS, the app and the data, and it crashes.
To summarize, the new machine is a step down from past MBPs except for form factor as relates to size and weight. It can run basic software and manage normal amounts of data that might be used on a home or school computer. It crashes when trying to run advanced software the 2008 was able to handle, and it crashes when copying too many or too big files. Having to re-click on links is annoying and the touchbar is a minor annoyance and not an improvement.
If you're thinking about buying it for school or if you do pretty routine things with your computer and will only run common software that's been around a long time it's fine, as long as you're not expecting a big improvement in anything other than looks for your $3700. If you’re looking to do more with it, I'm not sure what the other options are. My main criticism would be that, as this machine can't run today's software or handle the data files (actually, it can't handle the data files I made 9 years ago that the 2008 MBP handled fine), it's not future proof in any way, especially when you add in the soldered SSD and memory. Actually, what I am describing fits perfectly with the soldering - the idea is to make this machine obsolete as soon as possible so you'll go buy another. And the best way to do that is to make it obsolete today...and add gimmicks like a huge trackpad and expensive touchbar instead of computing power, improved OS or useful features.
I didn't pay a penny for my top of the line 15" MBP, and that's why I kept it. But, while the XPS and Surface may be just as glitchy, I think you might be able to save some money and be equally or more happy if you're paying for it yourself.
These are just my opinions, of course, but I'd be happy to answer any questions or try to back them up if you or anyone else is interested.
Guess the alternative response would be:
"It's great because I just spent a lot of money on it...what a cool keyboard, you should join the club!"