UPDATE: so last night I bought the iPhone 14 Pro Max. I went into the Apple Store to pick a few things up and decided to grab one to run it hard for the next week to give it more time: to give it its due and proper. I've been using it since last evening (all evening) and all morning. It's the 1 TB Silver model. I ordered the iPhone 11 Pro Max which I pick up tomorrow, and which I may settle on given that is a better design in my opinion and still a good phone.
So far, my experience with the 14 PM is exactly like my testing, and I don't like it any more than I did. It's basically the modern Gordon Gecko phone. It's heavy has hell, thick and chunky, and the camera bump is annoying as I keep having my fingers and hands slide over it (sharp and big protrusion). I also did start to get some finger fatigue last night holding it up. Wasn't terrible but noticeable.
I decided to pull out my iPhone X, and charged it up and updated it to iOS 16. I notice very little difference in the performance of the phones which is hilarious. Sure, the animations are snappier on the 14 PM, but when I'm using the iPhone X I just don't notice it.
Haven't taken too many pictures or much video but that isn't as important to me. The dynamic island is nice. It's not essential though, and I haven't really paid much attention to it other than the pixelated space above the pill is weird. Battery life is good so far. I walked last night with the flash light on the whole time and used the phone the whole time I was walking (1 hour) and the battery didn't drain much.
Durability: the phone dropped last night off my nightstand as it was resting on the wireless charger puck and it just decided to slide off and fall to the hardwood floor. No damage. This was pretty unbelievable to me, so durability wise, pretty impressive.
See, I have a balanced and objective view. But do I like the phone? No, it's the design that is the real challenge. This thing is a brick and it's pretty absurd. Sure, I could opt for the iPhone Plus and perhaps that's an option I should consider, but given that the iPhone 11 PM is a better design and the iPhone Plus isn't really much of an upgrade from the iPhone 11 PM, the 11 PM might be the phone for me.