....yep, me too - good old cape cod!!!!!!!
I've always found Midnight Blue way too dark as it changes to almost black over the year!!
....not sure if you're being sarcastic or not but its really not that hard to muster!!!
Here you go, I stepped it out for you (instructions for right hand use!)!!!!!
1. Open your hand out flat!
2.Face hand to the left so that hand is parallel to the floor.
3. Place, with your left hand, the iPhone on outstretched right fingers across all four of them.
4. Manoeuvre phone so that bottom right corner rests in the fleshy part of your palm and palm is cradling phone.
5. Lift up phone and palm to 45 degree angle.
6. Use right thumb to navigate screen whilst all 4 fingers remain on the back.
7. Your right thumb should be able to reach to up to 3/4 of the screen.
8. To reach the final top quarter, un-cradle phone so that bottom right corner is no longer touching fleshy part in palm.
9. Move the 4 fingers downward (towards your body) so that right thumb is now able to reach the top 1/4 of phone!
I would post a vid but it's a little difficult trying to record my iPhone 8 Plus in my right hand from my iPhone 8 Plus camera!!!!