Here's something I deserve to be teased about mercilessly.
When I was a kid, my mother told me that to do laundry the first thing you do is sort the clothes by color. She never asked me to help with that chore, and that made perfect sense to me, since how could I possibly sort clothes by their colors? Red, brown, green... I'd never get them right.
It was years before I learned the real truth... that sorting by colors really means separating white, light, and dark clothes, with some special categories like permanent press, towels, or delicates. You don't have to be able to tell blue from purple to do laundry!
I felt stupid for "not being able" to do laundry for so many years. Then I felt stupid for not helping for so many years. And now I'll feel stupid for years for telling you this embarrassing story!
To atone for my evil past, I've insisted on doing all of the family laundry at our house for years (in exchange for other chores). Best of all, that gives me a chance to use my
secret shirt-folding technique!
So here's a tip for color blind kids: tell mom and dad that you can't help with the laundry because of your disability, and you might get out of a chore!