It’s very funny! (And on the front page.)
I use my Air M1 on battery because it’s a laptop. I tend to keep it in my lap. (Not at all times. I remove it while I’m showering and/or sleeping.) My lap is portable, I even sometimes carry it to the garden, in fact, and sometimes into trains or planes, where I admit I detach the laptop to put it on a tray table. Battery – made in Dec 2020 – is down to 83% and has been there for 14 months by now, I bought the M1 in June 2021. The resale value here depends only on whether the battery is above or below 80%, so when the M4 Air is out I will decide whether to replace the battery for €189 or sell this one for €700+ and get an M4. (The main reason to stick with the M1 is the wedge shape, I love it even if it’s Ancient and Unfashionable. The main reason to replace it is that I really should have gone with 16GB RAM…)
I didn’t buy a laptop with 14-hour battery life to keep it connected all the time. I have a power bank for emergencies, of which I have so far experienced zero, but I used to use it when we were paying stupid money for energy before 11pm.
Windows laptops that are approaching 3.5 years have ‘we will recycle this for you for free’ resale value with 100% battery capacity (LOL, a Windows laptop with 100% battery capacity after two weeks of using…) In the Netherlands, on Rebuy, 81% and 99% has the same resale value, as long as it’s below 1000 cycles (759 in my case).