“To compare these two fairly, we’ll take this one using 3x and this one using a different setting…”
“Why not 5x?”
“Well, but, ah… see, I’m going to show you how the camera is worse”
“Right, but I’ve got access to 5x on that phone. Under what circumstances would I NOT use 5x when taking a photo of something far away?”
“I suppose, um… when you’re trying to make the camera look bad compared to 3x?”
“Ok. Well I have actually captured a list of all the situations under which I would ever take photos ANNNNNNNNNNND… double-checking… nope, comparing against a phone I don’t have isn’t on the list. Strange.”
“But, if I don’t show you this VERY specific example, you won’t understand how bad your camera is!”
“How about I just… agree with you thaaaaat my phone’s camera sucks. And, just go on and take some pictures my friends and family will love? Call it even?”