These initial reports don't look very good, which is too bad since I was highly anticipating working with the i9. While I believe Intel gets at least 50% of the blame here, there's no denying that the current design of the MBP is not helping at all, and that in this case, yes, thinness does indeed interfere with functionality. Yes, they could solve the problem by giving up on that front, but they won't do that at any cost, so... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I think it is not unrealistic to expect a firmware update to adjust the fan behavior. Certainly not an ideal solution, but one that would likely avoid the worst-case scenarios.
I'm waiting for the initial storm to calm down and most importantly to put the machine through its paces and see how it suits my workflow before taking a decision. The issue is there, still not going to rage-cancel an important purchase without seeing things with my own eyes.