What? But Pink always told me "Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way"!
As traps go, this seems pretty easy to avoid, but I wouldn't be surprised if Apple is forced to turn everything off by default and make it so the user has to turn on iCloud sync. Fine by me, but I expect some later follow up lawsuit complaining that some users lost data because they didn't turn on backup and it should have been defaulted to on by Apple. Goodness knows personal responsibility has been sued out of existence by the 2020s, though.
And I can't believe I'm this late and I only see the Family Guy version posted, so here is the classic original!