that's the funny part ... I DO !!
dude , just hook the cables up . it's really not that hard
If I were you, I'd just box it back up and return to sender since that is probably in your near future anyhow.
All I'm really saying is this is customer service first, tech support second. There are, in fact, people that have been hired with zero tech support or IT experience. So stop being a dick to everyone. This forum is for advice and help, not ridicule. Grow up.