So the story of my replacement MBP because of a mushy backspace key. They couldn't repair it (at first Apple instructed a company to fix it on site but that company told me they don't do repairs on site, contrary to what Apple believes, they would just send a driver over to pick it up and send it back by UPS), and decided to replace it. The repair company is a "funny" side line in this story as not all Apple Senior Admins even heard of this company or the services Apple believes they offer, while others are 100% convinced they do repairs on site.
The replacement was set up correctly, first the new MBP would arrive and I'd have two weeks to send the old one back, they made the reservation on my credit card. All systems set up as they should and I'd receive the new MBP end of January as they aren't that available.
Cue to last Saturday, I received two mails from Apple. One giving me a track & trace from DHL for my new MBP (shipment information received) and one to set up the return (telling me TNT will contact me to arrange pickup, which is weird as they have never used TNT but hey, things can change). So I called Apple (at this point the case no is automatically referred to Senior Admins already) to check if things are running as they should. Was confirmed they were, the new MBP would be with me shortly and that would also include the material to send the old back within 14 days.
Last Monday FedEx showed up at my door to pick up a package going to Apple. I turned the driver away telling him I had no such package (never received the packaging material for returning it anyway, plus wasn't TNT suppose to show up (plus they never use FedEx in The Netherlands either)). I contact Apple again to inform them, and the Senior Admin was as confused as I was ("we don't use FedEx so good thing you didn't hand your Macbook over"). Next day FedEx calls me to arrange pickup of a package going to Apple. I ask them to cancel it (and yet again inform Apple, I'm on to Senior Admin no. 4 by now as they don't all work every day and it automatically gets reassigned to a different one).
On Thursday morning I receive a mail from Apple telling me they will invoice for the price of a new MBP because I did not return the old one. Now I'm at the point that I theoretically pay for two MBPs to get one with a mushy key. Again I call Apple, rather unamused, and get Senior Admin no. 5 telling me that their systems are all showing it should go as planned, but somewhere something thinks that I should return the old one before getting the new one (the other way around, although she can't tell me why I'm being invoiced for a new MBP while I haven't 1. received the new one, and 2. received any packaging material for the returning the old one. She tells me she'll call me back soon.
8 hours later I gave up on the soon, keeping a close eye on my banking app to see if the reservation turned into actually taking the money out (that hasn't happened yet) so I call Apple again. Senior Advisor no. 6 now tells me he will get it all sorted and apologizes for the messed up situation. Oh and the new MBP is just sitting here in The Netherlands but hasn't been handed over to DHL. Nobody knows why not.
And that's where we are at now. I have a feeling it will be end of January before this is all sorted.