I decided to deliberately react to your sarcasm as if it were not sarcasm. Is there even a word for that? You're the one who has been moaning about the Pixel 8 Pro. Like you I have used Pixels since the Pixel 1 and before that, the Nexus 5 and a couple of other Nexus devices. I have also used many Samsung phones and other Android and Windows phones, and most of the iPhones. I find many phones over-process photos and that processing can, and will be, tweaked. I am absolutely agnostic about phones and mobile operating systems - although I can say my favourite phone OS was Windows Phone.
What I have seen with every release is that somebody finds something they don't like about their new phone and broadcasts it, gathering evidence by demonstrating that others have a similar experience. Every phone is a compromise and anyone can find something to moan about. No phone is perfect. As you very well know, here in the UK we can return a new device very easily so if you're not happy return it, if you think the issue will be resolved, keep it. It's really simple. Take it up with Google rather than raining on our parade. Your choice of the 'we' pronoun is an attempt to align yourself with everyone else in this forum and is a classic way of putting down a detractor and pushing them to the periphery.
What you are effectively saying is you are allowed to moan about your Pixel, but I am not allowed to moan back. Neither you nor I call the shots here and I am perfectly entitled to suggest you return the device you have a problem with.
I won't be commenting further on this issue. Both you and I have made our points. You're not happy with your Pixel, I am.