Eh, Hermes bands aren’t really premium products. I mean LVMH manages to sell liquid (champagne) for the same price as a band. You literally piss out that product and can never enjoy it again. Hermes is famous for its $100,000 Birkin bags as another example of premium product.
A $300 band makes it one of the cheapest items that Hermes sells.
When you buy from Hermes, the white shipping box that your band arrrives in is extremely cheap and poor quality. Not exactly what you’d expect even when ordering 4 bands at the same time.
I think you’re overreacting and the attitude is unwarranted and baseless. If you ordered a $100,000 Birkin bag and this was your experience, okay. But these bands really aren’t that crazy, and I say that as owning 30 of them.
You just became that guy by saying it
Jonny allowed a charging port to be placed on the bottom of an a mouse. WHOOPS! Steve Jobs thought it would be a good idea to place a 2.5mm audio jack on the G4 PowerMac, a machine used by audio professionals and bucking a decades industry trend of using the 3.5mm audio jack (only to revert back to 3.5mm and still using it ever since). WHOOPS!
Sounds like you woke up on the wrong side of the bed today. Please don’t take your frustration out on some poor customer service rep. Realize your expectations are way out of line. Sure, the product has high profit margins but it’s $300. In the world of watches, that’s still cheap.