I'm still not sure why you're trying so hard to defend your choice to me. This was and always has been about one part of the phone which you've written off and don't notice or care about personally. I've mentioned numerous times that the phone is awesome overall and has many features that will win someone over despite the custom UI. I was never blindly nor intentionally bashing the phone as a whole, let alone anyone for choosing to purchase and use it as their main phone. I'm honestly glad you enjoy it so much and it shows how much their lineup has progressed over the last couple of years.
I'm not really trying to defend my choice... sorry if it is coming across that way. I think its great that we have choices. We live in a great time for this kind of thing. My daughter just bought an iPhone 8 the same week as me and loves it. She got a Fitbit Iconic also and loves that. Neither would be my choice. I may switch back to an iPhone at some point.
I'm just discussing the phone, what I like and dislike about it, and why I chose it. That discussion includes challenging things said that might cause someone else to get an incorrect view of the device if they are trying to decide what to buy. If a shopper sees all these posts about the Note 8 being laggy and bloated, which I completely disagree with, it might cause them to mark it off their list and not consider it. I was honestly expecting that kind of thing since I owned an S5 that found very laggy and just not a great experience to use. I have been very happily surprised with the Note 8. It very well could also have to do what someone is doing with the phone. I don't play a lot of taxing games, so if it drops frames doing that I wouldn't know.