I love you guys, I really do. At this point I'm more interested in seeing how long a group of people can be involved in an endless, pointless discussion.
On topic, I upgraded to iOS 9. The input animation glitch with Reduce Motion enabled is annoying, as I usually keep animations off. Hopefully Apple fixes this in a future update. It looks like the input delay is matched to stock animations and not the quicker fade animation. Surprised Apple hasn't addressed this yet.
Keeping my iPad on iOS 8, as its jailbroken. Once I demo an iPad Air on iOS 9 in person I'll decide if I want to upgrade for iOS 9's few features. This is, of course, assuming Apple will fix this glitch.
The problem exists with reduce motion off as well just not as blatantly noticeable. Check out my video (which has animations on on 8.4.1) and try to have any iPhone on iOS 9 keep up with mine with animations on or off.