Besides the whole whistle/whining thing, i.e. even without tonal components, the Mac Studio is not silent, you can hear the fan noise at 1m even in a noisy enough room. The title of the thread is correct, and the sound power specifications are correct: it is one of the loudest Macs at idle. Anyone that cannot hear the fans has some hearing damage, end of story. This is just science, there is no getting away from it.
No, no, and no. You are wrong! You can hear YOUR Mac Studio, and some people (very few) can hear theirs.
As I have repeatedly said, the majority CANNOT hear their Mac Studios. Mine is dead silent, even under some pressure. I have to really push the CPU/GPU, and only then do I start noticing the fan.
I have worked with Macs for many years, and the 2008 Mac Pro was the loudest, and the Mac Studio is even less noisy than the 2013 Mac Pro. Of course the MacBooks are more noisy, bar the MacBook Air.
Stop saying that all Mac Studios are noisy - THEY ARE NOT. My office is very quiet, and the only moving parts in there, when I turn off the NAS and the Sonnet Echo Exoress, is the Mac Studio fan, and I cannot hear it! My head is literally 75cm away, and even when I try, and even when I move my ear next to the Mac Studio, all I hear is a VERY faint fan hum.
So, accept that not all Mac Studio are built the same, and not all Mac Studio are noisy. Yours are, and I am irritated on your behalf.