Hey, not an owner yet.
And I don't disagree. I think the best Android Wear has to offer all swing very masculine in look and size while the Apple Watch is a bit more feminine, though still more unisexual than most others. The choice in finish, size, and band style can influence it more in one direction or the other but, I tend to agree with your take.
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And that's the great mystery, isn't it?
I'm in what appears to be either one of the most popular or one of the least produced models that had a 4/24-5/8 delivery range at launch, the 42mm stainless steel with black sports band. If you venture over to the AW forums, you'll see the thread with the 3rd highest amount of traffic speaks directly to the drama surrounding this model and the lack of apparent deliveries for it compared to other models. After spending a few minutes of reading whining posters acting like the world is coming to an end because they won't have their watch on launch day, I quickly departed. The level of melodrama in the watch forums is truly ridiculous.
Needless to say, I didn't get mine delivered yesterday but not a big deal. So I'm expecting to see it sometime in the next week or two. Heck, haven't even done anything other than top off the charge on my wife's. I guess my fanaticism has subside with my old age.