You'll probably say things like "changing default browsers or apps" - I challenge you to come up with a FUNCTION. Changing default browsers is not a function - I can still get on the internet plenty fine and easily.
Those are indeed functions. And many find the ability to change default apps and browsers more productive than being limited of choice.
You don't like Samsung doesn't "bend the truth"? Those ridiculous commercials that make everyone who waits in line for the iPhone look like an idiot (the whole mind blown by the headphone jack move - NO ONE's mind was blown). Or how about the whole "2 phones, 1 for work and 1 for personal" thing - Samsung makes it seem like that's some ridiculous, out dated way to think about things. The reality is there are plenty of legit reasons to keep them separate.
I'm not saying Jobs wasn't a master salesman - maybe Apple does hyperbole better than anyone in the smartphone industry, but they are far from the only company to do such things and employ such tactics.
I'll give it to Samsung for bringing back the Stylus on the Note smartphones and tablets. As I remember, Jobs said the Stylus is dead.
Also, Samsung might be on to something with Knox. Your downplaying it even before it's released and there's not much info on it yet.