I'm actually surprised that you let yourself get to as many replacements as you did. And this is a pretty extreme case, as everything that you seem to own (that was designed by Apple) needs to be replaced in one way or another. Maybe you should stop buying these products to save your rage. The best way to stop a problem from starting is to take the steps necessary to avoid the problem. Here this can be applied as to stop buying Apple products since they always seem to break down and you are not satisfied. So why not take the Apple products out of the equation and save yourself the grief. And if you say that you want the Apple product and can't live without them; suck it up princess.