I don't care if the next note is flat or curved, I can use the pen right up to the edge where it no longer is used with no problem at all, on the curve even.
Given a choice between flat and curved, I'll take curved as it feels better in the hand, giggity.
False touches? really? What are they? Shouldn't I have experienced these too? I haven't yet.
I don't get the distortion complaints either, sure, if you look side on the image is slightly lighter (shift) but that's about it.
Surely if they were that bad, you wouldn't have purchased the phone as it should have been obvious when you tried one out first?
As for handling the phone with no bezels, I use a case which I can hold, or use the kick stand if I'm watching for more that a minute or two.
If most phones will be going towards the no bezel look, you'd better get used to it, I'm ready.
I get that other people have different experiences but a lot of these sound like parroted issues from people who don't actually use the device.
I use my Note 9 every day (funny that) and just don't seem to encounter these so-called issues.
They are way overblown, in my opinion.