I fully admit I'm having idle fun with this, so please don't take it too seriously. Or do, if you wish.
If you dont have the resources to enjoy the opulent luxury dont knock it.
Because naturally only
poor, jealous people could possibly have any reason to criticize such vehicles? Since when is frugality
not an American virtue? Now people who value it are assumed to be poor, meddlesome, and glancing at your luxury SUV with envy. Actually my biggest criticism would be that you spent the equivalent of a small home mortgage on a Chrysler - ahem Stellantis - product, but I admit
that is merely a matter of opinion.
They haven't had a compelling product since the twin-cam Neon ACR.
I drive a Grand Wagoneer , top trim level.
Top.
I am retired and spent a lifetime in the “economical and responsible” vehicles. I commuted and fed my spine to cheap suspensions.
i.e. has
earned the right to their
top trim-level opinion.
Show me an EV that comes close and I will buy it.
Likely the all-electric version of the Expedition, presuming the Lighting sells well. Still a few years out, naturally - and probably even more expensive than your
opulently luxurious Grand Wagoneer. You might not have the resources for it.
...end my life driving in a Prius.
A fate
worse than
death! And this from a person who might have lived through the era of the Pinto, the Yugo, or the Cimarron...or possibly even all three!!!!
In this car I pick up my 4 grandchildren and all the coolers, beach chairs etc and go to the beach access gate to the oceans edge. THERE IS NOT A SINGLE VEHICLE THAT CAN DO THAT (save Rivian which does not have the seating capacity and cargo room).
I simply have no idea how we all ever managed to get to the beach in the 132 years between the arrival of the first automobile and the release of the
opulently luxurious Grand Wagoneer.
consider it would take 3 separate vehicle to accomplish what I can do in this land beast.
Do you
always bring a sectional with side tables with you to the beach?
So all you commuter people ( hang tough retirement will come) driving 30k miles in your economical vehicles are using more fuel than I am. If you want to be fair, limit gas to 5 gallons a week (insane right?) and we all will get our fair piece of the pie.
...but what were
you burning during all those hard, right-to-your-opinion-earning years of commuting you mentioned earlier? Aren't we entitled to the same allotment? But unfortunately it won't be a fair comparison, because fuel costs much more now, wages have stagnated, and nothing we can buy today is as dirty and inefficient as the pre-malaise-era cars you may have been commuting in for years. But of course you bought what was available at the time...as have we with our <sneers acidly>
economical vehicles (leaving aside those first little Hondas, presumably a fate
worse than a fate worse than death, from your perspective).
We are in America and free to make choices the suit us.
Exercising the freedom to choose does not necessarily make the choices themselves unassailable in a discussion on the internet, nor absolve anyone of responsibility for (or the reality of) the consequences of those choices.
Drive what you like, encourage new technologies and stay out of my garage.
Amen. Though, to be fair, it's not hard-working Americans like myself, slowly wearing our own spines out in our own commutes, you ought to fear creeping into your garage. Mohammed bin Salman has a
lot more say in what's going on in your garage - and wallet - than anyone here...and he certainly doesn't believe in freedom. Then again, if you don't have the resources - in his case
de facto control over an oil state - you can't knock him, eh?