I’m not missing a thing bro. What you seem to be missing is the fact that just about all reviews mention the sucky keyboard. Countless comments about the smallest dust speck ruining the typing I’ll you blow/wipe it away.
Look, I am a scientist, I am interested in interpretable facts. It is not a secret that there a lot of complains about malfunctioning keyboards. The important question is: how many malfunctioning keyboards are there actually? And this is where the things get awkward.
A survey by digitaltrends resulted in 100% increase of keyboard failures agains the previous model. This is a large number, however, the keyboard failure still contributed only 10% of overall failures (which translates to overall 1-2% keyboard failures). I've seen people on reddit (who work in companies that utilise large number of laptops) quote numbers around 3-7% of failed keyboards. Our experience is one (kind of) broken keyboard of 20 laptops in two years. Apple technician who services our machines claimed that most of the complains are solvable with a thorough compressed air cleaning and its only very rare that they actually experience broken keys.
Based on all this, my conclusions right now are the following:
1. The new keyboards are very prone to getting dust stuck under them, and probably 10% or more users will experience this.
2. Probably only around 10% of those users will actually end up with a genuinely broken machine
3. There are plenty of very vocal folk who dislike the typing experience (what is their proportion among all users is hard to tell)
That is it. For a corporate customer, like me, this doesn't matter, since we have a permanent service contract and we don't care about slightly increased failure chances. For a private customer, who wants to keep a machine fro as long as possible, this is an unpleasant unknown factor and additional stress.
And somehow the still perfectly functioning 2011 mbp’s are a worse buy because their dGpu might fail.....
They are a worse buy because they are very old computers! Its not just the GPU, anything can fail with them! You are talking about tech that is beyond its expected lifespan. Oh, you very well might get lucky, since there is that interesting phenomenon — the older something gets, the higher chance it is to live longer. Not to mention that the GPU issue is fundamentally different — the older points will degrade with time, while the thing with dust damaging the keyboard is more of a random chance. Not to mention that you get warranty on them.
And anyway, I wouldn't recommend anyone to buy either the 2011 nor the 2017 models. Certainly not the overpriced under-specced 2015 model. I say wait until the refresh, which will happen this year.