The point is that the Mac mini is Moby Dick. The White Whale. In case you have not been paying attention, there is a running, six-month old thread about how the Mac Mini is "Almost certainly coming". The new Mac mini is almost NOT certainly coming. That's all. People who hang around here believe in Santa and the Wizard of Oz. That's all.
I DO believe in Mac I DO believe in Mac I DO believe in Mac I DO believe in Mac said the Cowardly Lion. Wait, make that Mavericks. Remember, in the book the White Whale actually does appear, and - Spoiler Alert! - it does not end well for the captain. Maybe what we need is to demonstrate our true and sincere devotional belief by offering up a suitable sacrifice. I will be out at the crossroads, at midnight, to bury a suitable offering. But what would be most pleasing to the Lords of Refresh?