I didn't share my preorder experience since I was banned at the time, and then later caught up on the thread and saw how much trouble people had placing orders, so didn't want to mention my smooth experience and make people feel bad 😬
Is it too soon to say I overslept, woke up at :27, rolled over and picked up my phone, did the Apple Store app launch/quit cycle about 4 times, then completed the purchase and went back to sleep with a :30 confirmation email with launch-day delivery? Yeah still too soon? Sorry, I'll just be over here in the corner, quietly waiting for UPS.