Before all of this, I was genuinely thinking, these guys must be really unlucky or plugging in some DODGY third party/aliexpress/shipped from china/back of a garage - peripherals. Bank Holiday in the UK today, you forget the rest of the world is still working, so we should be getting close to something tangible?
Mine has nicks in the aluminium along the keyboard. They stated the same thing, must have happened during shipping, I mean come on, you're going to blame UPS for a nick on the keyboard. Even packaging, I imagine these things happen there either, it's because you didn't pick it up on the belt as a defect, and some poor soul is going to accept this as 'okay'.
I definitely recommend extending your 14 days out mate. That's the first thing I'm doing when I receive mine, I would love to ride to 2022 without a fault, but I'm not leaving £3000 in the hands of hope and Applecare (which is awesome, but if it can be prevented in the first place i'll do that). But I'm worried about my replacement, after hearing about light bleeding.
When you start paying these prices you can be picky, you can return your device multiple times, you can ask for 30 days return period. It's not like we're buying hardware from the bottom of the tech chain #aliexpress