Steve: Thank you all for coming. Now we've been getting a lot of great feedback about iPhone 4, and we absolutely LOVE your feedback. Here's a quote from Walberg:
[walberg video]
"Walberg: wtf, where is my signal"
Haha, what Wally is actually trying to say is "Where is my bumper?"
Now let's take a look at the bumper sales.... amazing. 3 billion bumpers sold.
Now, hold on a sec!
Why do we call them "bumpers"?
Well, I'll turn the floor over to my BFF Ive.
Ive: Thanks Steve, you're my BFF.
We called it the bumper because ... we wanted to take something... and BUMP it up... so that it became more spectacular. What did we want to bump up? The signal. We wanted to create a signal so incredibly average that no one would expect it.
We took a look at regular iPhone 4, and thought "Hey, you know, these signal is below average when I touch it here. Let's blow their minds and make it a beautifully average signal." And I was sleeping one night, I was kind of having a nightmare, you see, I woke up and.... I screamed BUMPER... and I have a baby monitor in my room you see, the other end of which is in Steve's bedroom, you know so we can keep tabs on eachother's genius dreams.
Anyway my horrible screams woke him up, and he loved it.
Steve: I'm happy to announce that the iPhone 4 will now come with built in bumper, but one more thing ..... FREE CANDY FOR ALL AT THE BACK ok thank you all for coming.
Perhaps they listened to me.
One of my favorite movies way back when. Network in case the younguns dont know.
Probably just going to be a press release for iOS 4.1, but there's a small chance it could be about a verizon iphone. Either way, I doubt they announce anything like free bumpers/refunds/store credit.
Probably just going to be a press release for iOS 4.1, but there's a small chance it could be about a verizon iphone. Either way, I doubt they announce anything like free bumpers/refunds/store credit.
Headline says it all folks. Obviously the company is going to be getting out in front of this antenna drama (finally). We've been invited and we'll be there, presumably reporting live! It all happens at 10AM PT, Friday the 16th.
Soooooooo, what does everyone think the press conference will be about?
Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
"The bumper fix is more likely, as it could be managed via Apple Stores, and could be seen as a goodwill gesture, a way for Apple to save face. (Consumer Reports today said that the bumper does indeed "alleviate" the problem.) Analyst firm Piper Jaffray said that the bumper fix may cost $178.5 million about a day's earnings for Apple."
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/38251839/ns/technology_and_science-wireless/
many have said the bumper doesn't even completely fix the issue though.
Is this some kind of joke that I'm missing out on? If not...WHAT?!
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OMG YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! AHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
i'm really really happy to see this! i just had a nerdgasm, no joke. apple events make me very happy and this one is going to be the best because of the recent problems. YESSSSSSSSSS!
I didn't think there was anyone over 12 hear other than me (and you).
Go rent Animal House
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8lT1o0sDwIIs this some kind of joke that I'm missing out on? If not...WHAT?!
Presumably - and correct me if I'm wrong, please! - those people, like yourself, who are happy with their phones wouldn't look to claim any store credit, right?
Because that'd be wrong.
There's at least 3 of us it seems
Oh how sad that he or anyone else didn't get that line, eh?