i appreciate your feelingsNot sure why you feel the need to be the person that you are, but many of these issues are not trivial. People don't want high pitched coil whine in the videos they take of their kids. I'm sorry you have nothing going on in your life that's worth preserving, but don't tell people they're stupid for wanting to have problems resolved.
i have kids too, i worry more about preserving the memory than perfect sound. Fifty years from now I won't care about the audio quality, I'll care about the image....
like i said i appreciate your feelings, may your cycle of exchanges be merry