Like for like replacement, incoming
Went in with my Genius Bar appointment for the battery issue. It did not pass the test. We started the $199 battery replacement process, and at the last moment he said something like "uh, we have a problem. A good problem." lol
He went in the back to talk to his "Admin," which took about 5+ minutes. Told me what everyone else has echoed: this would require a wait until September, so instead they'll offer a like for like replacement. He said I'd get a call from the local store later that day to get my CC info. I got that call but the system was down or something. This is odd bcs I saw a similar post via Reddit from about a month ago. They called me back this AM and we got the process through.
They said it would take 1-2 weeks, which is a bummer, but I do still have my current laptop. I do not know what I am getting in return, at this point, which is also kind of frustrating. I was informed those details would be available once they submit the $199 payment. They said I would get a call in about a week with those details.
Finally, when I asked about a process for getting an in-store 2017 model and paying the difference, multiple people told me they would only discount $200 (the price of the service) off the base price, which is of course not worth it.
So there it is. Unreal.