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Tried using ours on a trip. It failed on WIFI consistently at the hotel.

Put it in the bag for 3 days, and used my computer. :mad:

I don't think I've ever heard you say anything good about Apple. I am surprised you even have an iPad.
 
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So the point of this thread is so the OP can gather ideas about where to show off his/her shiny new Apple product? This site never ceases to amaze me.


On a better note everyone who doesn't get boltjames's humor is now on my favorite users list. Their reactions to an obviously tongue in cheek post are hilarious!

I don't think I've ever heard you say anything good about Apple.

And therefore isn't worthy of owning Apple products! One must be a full blooded fanboy to own anything made by Apple.


....Then again the majority of fan boys (around MacRumors) didn't own a single Apple product until the iPod came around.
 
So far, I've used it at an Uno's twice, and on an Amtrak Acela Express twice. Only one stranger has asked me about it, but I've noticed others sneaking glances - but I have very consciously taken a "leave me alone" disposition that may have discouraged some questions.

I showed it to my little sister at Uno's tonight (she's 27) and she spent an hour playing with it, it was hard to get it out of her hands. Incidentally if a girl named Meredith asks, Maxim comes free with Zinio and isn't something that you deliberately subscribe to :)
 
I use mine everywhere, even when I don't need to use it.

I drove by a gas station yesterday, saw a guy in a rusty Ford pickup arguing with his girlfriend, so even though my BMW's tank was 80% full, I decided to top it off just to hear what they were fighting about. Turns out they were bickering about money problems, how she feels he needs to get a job, etc. The baby is crying in the back seat, they're wearing dirty clothes.

So I open up the door to my shiny new BMW and start pumping the gas and she looks over at me with this "I wish I was married to that guy" look and he looks over at me with this "I hate this bastard" look and I turn around, go back in the car, grab the iPad, and start using it. They stopped fighting and got silent. It was priceless. Salvation Army parking lots, WalMart eyecare centers, McDonald's drivethru windows. Everywhere is a great place to whip out the iPad.

I've got a 3G so I can understand how some of you wi-fi types likely can't relate.

BJ

You ever seen "Top Gear" on the BBC - they maintain that BMW drivers are "cocks". I think you would be a case study in their favor.

Be happy all you got was a look and not fed your own iPad.

Happy BMW-ing...
 
Were you the one in the piece of s*$t truck fighting with your wife????

LOL. Very good.

I have a 64GB 3G and I drive a 1990 Corolla. 3rd class?

I will have to consult with the rest of the iP3G Elitist Club® membership and seek their guidance. A quorum of elders is needed to determine if the stigma of the old Toyota removes all the status of the 3Pad.

I glued my 3GS (with MyWi) on the back of my 64GB iPad with silver glitter-glue, so fundamentally I'm in the same boat. Can I please have a title?

Your title is: Poseur.

BJ
 
my friend loves shoving his ipad in front of my face. he uses it for. . .i dont know really. but he brings it to work and he thinks he's all mighty with one. makes me wanna take his ipad and shove it inside his a$$. lol.
 
I drive a 2003 ford focus and an ipad 3g 16gb..I'm a college student with a part-time job as a waiter..and I didn't buy an ipad as an accessory to the BMW I don't have..I bought an ipad cuz it facilitates my busy schedule while at the go fulfilling my entertainment needs...I don't need to show off.
 
My viper does 194 with mt 3G 64 gig iPad in it. And I never met a boxer boy or a Z6 I couldn't beat.
 
Any public restroom I can!

Believe it or not, I'm actually hoping these devices become a bit more prevalent, swear it seems I'm the only one at my college that has one. I get a lot of people talking about it, but i hate being "that iPad guy". It's not a showoff thing you know, it's for fun and i don't want to be self conscious about it haha
 
I got a lot of looks and people asking questions about mine at both Chicago Midway and Tuscon airports this week. I think I convinced an older couple to by one for their daughter lol

But seriously, the iPad 3G was a DREAM both during flights and during my stay at the hotel. Can't wait to travel with it again this week... so much better than taking my laptop!!
 
So true

Haha, he was lucky the guy didn't get out of his truck and tossed that iPad across your windshield.

NONE OF THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED. It was a joke. Are you guys really that dense that you can't find the humor in that?

Or is it a case of "THIS IS THE INTERNET AND THE INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS"?



PS: caps lock is cruise control for cool.
 
i dont have an ipad but when i get one in the next week or 2 (im in the military and waiting for my drill money to come in) i shall be getting the 32g/3g/$729. i have nothing to really offer this topic but i just wanted to say i think this bj guy is hilarious. just fair warning though, i hope for your sake Obama isnt reading these forums otherwise he might want to take you BMW and 64gb/3g/$829 from you and give it to those people at the gas station or some other low income family who dont want to work for anything and rather wait for the govt. to provide them with the things they want. either that or they'll just save up their welfare checks and use that to buy an iPad instead of idk, food or clothing or rent. you know cause those ppl have their priorities all straightened out.
 
Sure I have. Love my other apple products, I'm just had bad luck with the wifi on this product; which essentially makes it unusable without a solid connection.

Your wifi issues sound more like a defect than intrinsic nature of the device. I suggest seeing if Apple will exchange it for you under warranty. Wifi works great for me and, I think, for most people - though a significant number of iPads apparently have wifi problems.

My iPad does sometimes forget a network's password the first time I try to reconnect. If I cancel and try again, it remembers. That bug is minor enough that it doesn't bother me. Aside from that, no problems or complaints. I also have the 3g model, so I can use it even if wifi isn't available or is really flaky.
 
NONE OF THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED. It was a joke. Are you guys really that dense that you can't find the humor in that?

Or is it a case of "THIS IS THE INTERNET AND THE INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS"?



PS: caps lock is cruise control for cool.

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i dont have an ipad but when i get one in the next week or 2 (im in the military and waiting for my drill money to come in) i shall be getting the 32g/3g/$729. i have nothing to really offer this topic but i just wanted to say i think this bj guy is hilarious. just fair warning though, i hope for your sake Obama isnt reading these forums otherwise he might want to take you BMW and 64gb/3g/$829 from you and give it to those people at the gas station or some other low income family who dont want to work for anything and rather wait for the govt. to provide them with the things they want. either that or they'll just save up their welfare checks and use that to buy an iPad instead of idk, food or clothing or rent. you know cause those ppl have their priorities all straightened out.

First off I'm supposed to say "thank you for joining the millitary, blah blah, my family really appreciates it, blah blah, good luck getting a job and hot girlfriend when your tour is over, blah blah..." So there. I said it.

Next, President Obama has ensured that 40% of my income goes to support those who can't afford iP3G's so I'm contributing to the poor and the homeless more than almost any other poster on MacRumors.

Due to your proper selection of the 3G/64GB/$829 and serving your country, I hereby dub thee iPad 3G Elitist Club® Member, first class - pending purchase.

BJ
 
NONE OF THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED. It was a joke. Are you guys really that dense that you can't find the humor in that?

Or is it a case of "THIS IS THE INTERNET AND THE INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS"?

ALL OF THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED. There is no reason for owning a BMW or an iPad 3G unless you intend to use them to humiliate the less fortunate.

I wish that I had a BMW and a trophy wife. :(

Thank you for making my day. Oh, and you should see my HDTV's and my kids.

BJ
 
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