How the hell do people get the notion of Macs not being able to use the internet?
Is it some old PC commercial or something?
For petes sakes, if it's electronic it can probably connect to the internet, home computer or not...(ie. iPhone, some GPSes can, with widespread use in devices like these, how can they even think Macs can't use it!?)
As for ejecting Flash Drives, as long as you arn't accessing data as you're removing the drive, there shouldn't be any corruption...I never eject it (I use XP...I game a lot) And even XP users have an eject function.
Also, on that little tray at the bottom (whatever it's called...) you can right-click on the icon of the flash drive to eject it as well.
As for the no right-click on macs, I can see how people assume this, as they are use to seeing the buttons physically seperated on the mouses body. Heck if I didn't know better, I would assume the same thing.
There were a couple of other things I wanted to mention, but I'm blanking ATM, so I'll come back sometime